Sit Down Shut Up (2009) · WatchGuide

Sit Down Shut Up (2009) · WatchGuide

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E1 · Airs Apr 19, 2009
Pilot
Knob Haven High School is in financial trouble, and Acting Principal Sue Sezno must win the upcoming football game to gain alumni donations or face firing a faculty member. Meanwhile, a scandal erupts when pills confiscated from a student’s locker becomes a part of Vice Principal Stuart Proszakian’s daily diet.
E2 · Airs Apr 26, 2009
Miracle's Are Real
To celebrate the first day of spring, Miracle distributes flowers (at least she thinks so) to the staff. The flowers turn out to be hemlock, and Andrew winds up in a coma. Larry’s pragmatism causes Miracle to lose her hippy-dippy spirituality. As a result, Miracle becomes despondent, and it’s up to Larry to help her regain her faith. Meanwhile, Helen’s grudge against Sue puts the school’s spring fundraiser in jeopardy.
E3 · Airs May 3, 2009 · 30m
World's Greatest Teacher
When Knob Haven High School has a chance to become a “distinguished school,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board in hopes of impressing Miracle. All looks good for Larry until a video of Ennis surfaces online and Principal Sezno replaces him. Meanwhile, Willard volunteers to teach Driver’s Ed in hopes of overcoming his fear of driving.
E4 · Airs May 10, 2009
Back in Time
In an effort to impress the PTA, the faculty and staff of Knob Haven High School throw a party at Huey Lewis’ house. In true John Hughes fashion, the teachers decide to shake it up: Larry tries to get Miracle’s attention with his “interesting” date, Helen attempts to reinvent herself, Andrew finds his true identity and Willard goes on a booze run in a DeLorean that takes him across town and the time-space continuum in this homage to the ‘80s.
E5 · Airs Sep 12, 2009
High School Confidential
Vice Principal Prozackian is put in charge of the student newspaper, and runs a report that reveals that Miracle never graduated from high school. Meanwhile, Ennis gets stuck in the windshield of Principal Sezno's car and believes he's a half-man, half-machine superhero named "Sedanimal".
E6 · Airs Sep 19, 2009
Taming of the Dude
Larry meets a woman from Ennis's past. Meanwhile, Miracle shares a deadly secret with Principal Sezno.
E7 · Airs Sep 26, 2009
Hurricane Willard
When a hurricane heads for Knob Haven, the high school becomes the town's shelter for those who've lost their homes.
E8 · Airs Oct 3, 2009
Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington
E9 · Airs Oct 10, 2009
Tackin'
When Larry hears from the Deep South Council of Physical Fitness, he attempts to remove all the junk food from the school to help the kids get fit. Willard convinces Larry to give him all the junk food, and as a result, suffers an unfortunate heart attack. When he awakens, he shares his amazing journey and causes an unexpected frenzy.
E10 · Airs Oct 24, 2009
Helen and Sue's High School Reunion
When Larry plans Knob Haven High School's reunion, he persuades Alanis Morissette to attend so that Helen and Sue's all-girl band, the "Knob Girlzz," can reunite for a special performance. Meanwhile, Andrew plots revenge against Jose Canseco, Larry seeks his long lost mermaid love and Ennis tries to stop Happy from planning what he thinks is a terrorist attack.
E11 · Airs Nov 7, 2009
Math Lab
E12 · Airs Nov 14, 2009
SpEd
When Ennis proctors a test for gifted students, he accidentally sends the kids off in a trailer into the harbor. Meanwhile, Willard tries to protect Stuart from getting conned.
E13 · Airs Nov 21, 2009
High School Musical Musical
When Sue gives Andrew an ultimatum to turn around the drama department, he writes a musical starring the teachers. Meanwhile, Sue discovers that Ennis is smartest when he is intoxicated.