Tyler Perry's House of Payne (2007) · WatchGuide

Tyler Perry's House of Payne (2007) · WatchGuide

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E1 · Airs Jun 6, 2007 · 30m
Bully and the Beast
Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.
E2 · Airs Jun 6, 2007 · 30m · ★ 10.0
I Can Cry If I Want To
C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.
E3 · Airs Jun 13, 2007 · 30m
More Than Meets the Eye
C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.
E4 · Airs Jun 13, 2007 · 30m
Busted
Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.
E5 · Airs Jun 20, 2007 · 30m
Lost and Found
C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.
E6 · Airs Jun 20, 2007 · 30m
Down and Outted
Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.
E7 · Airs Jun 27, 2007 · 30m
No Money, Mo’ Problems
C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.
E8 · Airs Jun 27, 2007 · 30m
Just Say No
A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.
E9 · Airs Jul 4, 2007 · 30m
Surprise, Surprise
Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.
E10 · Airs Jul 4, 2007 · 30m
Father Knows Best
Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.
E11 · Airs Jul 11, 2007 · 30m
I Keep Coming Up Short
Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.
E12 · Airs Jul 11, 2007 · 30m
The Buck Stops Here
The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.
E13 · Airs Jul 18, 2007 · 30m
Wax On, Wax Off
Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.
E14 · Airs Jul 18, 2007 · 30m
Head of the Class
Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.
E15 · Airs Jul 25, 2007 · 30m
Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1
An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.
E16 · Airs Jul 25, 2007 · 30m
Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2
The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.
E17 · Airs Aug 1, 2007 · 30m
Cracking Under Pressure
Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
E18 · Airs Aug 1, 2007 · 30m
Club PCP
Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.
E19 · Airs Aug 8, 2007 · 30m
Sadly Mistaken
Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.
E20 · Airs Aug 8, 2007 · 30m
And Justice for All
Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.
E21 · Airs Aug 15, 2007 · 30m
I Got the Hook Up
Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.
E22 · Airs Aug 15, 2007 · 30m
Absolutely Positive
Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.
E23 · Airs Aug 22, 2007 · 30m
The Perfect Storm
The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.
E24 · Airs Aug 22, 2007 · 30m
Teacher's Pet
After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.
E25 · Airs Aug 29, 2007 · 30m
Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1
Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.
E26 · Airs Sep 5, 2007 · 30m
Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2
Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.
E27 · Airs Sep 12, 2007 · 30m
Weeping May Endure for a Night
Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.
E28 · Airs Sep 19, 2007 · 30m
The Big Test
C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.
E29 · Airs Sep 26, 2007 · 30m
Balancing Act
C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
E30 · Airs Oct 3, 2007 · 30m
Why Can't We Be Friends
Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.
E31 · Airs Oct 10, 2007 · 30m
Dog Day Afternoon
While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
E32 · Airs Oct 17, 2007 · 30m
New Beginnings
When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.
E33 · Airs Oct 24, 2007 · 30m
Heavy Petting
When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.
E34 · Airs Oct 31, 2007 · 30m
The Fast and the Furious
Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
E35 · Airs Nov 7, 2007 · 30m
Gone in 60 Seconds
Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)
E36 · Airs Nov 14, 2007 · 30m
Lost Without U
C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.
E37 · Airs Nov 21, 2007 · 30m
I Rest My Case
Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.
E38 · Airs Nov 28, 2007 · 30m
A House is Not a Home
C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.
E39 · Airs Dec 5, 2007 · 30m
Home Alone
Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.
E40 · Airs Dec 12, 2007 · 30m
The Wench Who Saved Christmas
Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.
E41 · Airs Dec 19, 2007 · 30m
Trial by Fire: Part 1
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.
E42 · Airs Dec 26, 2007 · 30m
Trial by Fire: Part 2
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.
E43 · Airs Jan 2, 2008 · 30m
Trial by Fire: Part 3
As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.
E44 · Airs Jan 9, 2008 · 30m
Reality Check
The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.
E45 · Airs Jan 16, 2008 · 30m
Piece of Mind
The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.
E46 · Airs Jan 23, 2008 · 30m
There's No Place Like Home
Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.
E47 · Airs Jan 30, 2008 · 30m
Mommie Dearest
C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.
E48 · Airs Feb 6, 2008 · 30m
You Big Dummy
Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.
E49 · Airs Feb 13, 2008 · 30m
It's a Boy
Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.
E50 · Airs Feb 20, 2008 · 30m
No Payne, No Gain
Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.
E51 · Airs Feb 27, 2008 · 30m
Devil in a Blue Suit
Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.
E52 · Airs Mar 5, 2008 · 30m
Bad Influence
Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.
E53 · Airs Mar 12, 2008 · 30m
Play on Playa
Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
E54 · Airs Mar 19, 2008 · 30m
It's Getting Hot in Here
C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
E55 · Airs Mar 26, 2008 · 30m
Don't Get It Twisted
The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.