Onion News Network (2011) · WatchGuide

Onion News Network (2011) · WatchGuide

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E1 · Airs Jan 21, 2011 · 22m
Enter The FactZone
One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen.
E2 · Airs Jan 28, 2011 · 22m
Snowlocaust
Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.
E3 · Airs Feb 4, 2011 · 22m
Man-Horse Marriage
Scandal erupts over a conservative senator's relationship with a horse. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates truth from lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind.
E4 · Airs Feb 11, 2011 · 22m
Fifth Anniversary
FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, beautiful and well-informed.
E5 · Airs Feb 18, 2011 · 22m
The Trial of TR-425
A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone.
E6 · Airs Feb 25, 2011 · 22m
Cyber Attack
After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite. If someone saw something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone.
E7 · Airs Mar 4, 2011 · 22m
The Real Obama
A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.
E8 · Airs Mar 11, 2011 · 22m
Stock Market Crash
When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.
E9 · Airs Mar 18, 2011 · 22m
Real America
Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news.
E10 · Airs Mar 25, 2011 · 22m
American Dream
As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world.