Pirate Express (2015) · WatchGuide

Pirate Express (2015) · WatchGuide

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E1 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Poseidon or Bust
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
E2 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Finders Keepers
The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
E3 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Little Miss Swordshine
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
E4 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Ship Wretched
The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
E5 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Turkey Leg of Doom
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
E6 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Hair of the God
E7 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Enter the Octogod
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
E8 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Dead Men Wear Plaid
LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
E9 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Bilge Rat Zombies
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
E10 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Ghost of Ships Passed
Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
E11 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Night of the Geminis
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
E12 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Ships and Salsa
Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
E13 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
All A Bored
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
E14 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Club Fed
Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
E15 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
White Wedding
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
E16 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Saltiest Dogs
Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
E17 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Shrieking Violet
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
E18 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Starboard Struck
Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
E19 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Get Kraken
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
E20 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Grill of My Dreams
Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
E21 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Penguin Law
Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
E22 · Airs Apr 26, 2015 · 11m
Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
E23 · Airs Apr 27, 2015 · 11m
Opposites Ahoy
Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
E24 · Airs Apr 27, 2015 · 11m
Udder Chaos
Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
E25 · Airs Apr 27, 2015 · 11m
Out of Key
Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
E26 · Airs Apr 27, 2015 · 11m
Thumb Wars
Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
E27 · Airs Apr 27, 2015 · 11m
One Flew Over the Crow's Nest
LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
E28 · Airs Apr 27, 2015 · 11m
Game On
Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
E29 · Airs Apr 28, 2015 · 11m
Licence to Thrill
Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
E30 · Airs Apr 28, 2015 · 11m
Beast in Show
Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
E31 · Airs Apr 28, 2015 · 11m
Fine Feathered Fiend
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
E32 · Airs Apr 28, 2015 · 11m
Lumber Jerk
Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
E33 · Airs Apr 28, 2015 · 11m
Father Time
LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
E34 · Airs Apr 28, 2015 · 11m
Manure Overload
Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
E35 · Airs Apr 29, 2015 · 11m
No Sea for Old Salts
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
E36 · Airs Apr 29, 2015 · 11m
Sealed Fate
Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
E37 · Airs Apr 29, 2015 · 11m
Blunder Down Under
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
E38 · Airs Apr 29, 2015 · 11m
Engaged in Battle
Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
E39 · Airs Apr 29, 2015 · 11m
Beggars Can't Be Cruisers
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
E40 · Airs Apr 29, 2015 · 11m
Voyage of the Edam-ed
Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
E41 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Greeced Lightning
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
E42 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
The Godd Couple
Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
E43 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Gordon's Fish Tale
Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
E44 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Love on the Rocks
Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
E45 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Malaise of the One Eye
Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
E46 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
The Future Is Now
The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
E47 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Booty Camp
Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
E48 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
E49 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Booty Nights
Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
E50 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 11m
Fountain of Misspent Youth
The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
E51 · Airs Apr 30, 2015 · 22m
Jungle Booty
Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!