Booty Lick Witch

About

When young Danika's childhood is turned upside by supernatural intervention, it leads her into a life of angst - and sexual solitude. Upon discovering that her own magical powers were responsible for the unthinkable calamity that perpetually tormented and haunted her fragile young psyche, she realizes that she her powers must be harnessed in order to rescue her long-lost brother from the clutches of evil. "I have a theoretical question for you: How far down can a thumb go?" -Ebert "If Terrence Malick somehow managed to impregnate a pile of his own day-old feces, this is what the resulting miscarriage might look like." -someone must have said it.